How to Maximize Profit Given 1,000 Eggs?

For 3 weeks, until those eggs go bad, man I'd eat like a fucking king.

Eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner to save money.

sell half and then hatch the other half into hens and roosters and produce your own eggs

Whatever you do, absolutely don't juggle any of them and risk loss of profit

Sell half, get cash for chicken bio food. Hatch the other half wait for them to become hens and roosters and sell the bio chicken. All these in a country with high prices for chicken meat and eggs to benefit from arbitrage

Hold an egg/spoon race contest and charge 100 applicants $5 each. Winner takes $100 prize, and you pocket the rest and sell the remaining eggs to contests for above market price

hold an egg painting and BYOB wine night for women - charge $10 per head. Sell eggs as artwork later

Throw them at the president, get put in jail and have expenses covered by taxpayers for life!

Edit: start gofundme to get all rich liberals to back your cause/legal fees/care for family and keep it.

Offer a service: 20$ for hitting any individual of the customer's choice in the head with an egg. Pay some kid to do it for 2$ a throw; cool 18k profit, no work on your part, and a lot of satisfied customers.

Go to Manhattan Upper-East and look for someone to buy those eggs for 10$ each

Label them as organic & cage-free and sign an exclusivity agreement with Whole Foods