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Search for all of the junior bankers who fucking died from overwork. There will be more to come. You could literally fucking die doing banking. Do something meaningful with your life instead. Hope this helps!

 

Analyst 1 in IB - Cov:

Here’s the step by step plan:

1) Lose your v-card

2) Enroll into a decent university. Get drunk everyday and keep a good GPA

3) Sophomore year join an org and network. Intern somewhere

4) Junior year maybe pay attention more and secure SA

5) Get RO and enjoy ur last few days of not having dreams of excel tabs


Lost me at step one💀. Would somewhere like Boston College qualify as a decent university?

 

The job is very fun

You work "40 hours" every week

You get to leverage your IB prestige to boost up your hinge profile

You get to make tons of money

 

You were supposed to start networking your sophomore year of higuschool and then junior year to recruit early ur freshman or even senior year. You’re kind of late.

 

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