i-Bank Rock
The All Nighter Blog: i-Bank Rock
(Sung to the tune of Jailhouse Rock)
The analysts were parting in the 12th floor jail,
The cleaning staff were there and they began to wail,
The print room folks were jumpin’ and the joint began to swing,
You should’ve heard those knocked out banking monkeys sing.
Lets pitch, everybody, lets pitch
Everybody in IBD
Pitch so Rupert can get rich.
Associate 2 said to analyst 3,
You’re the cutest banker chick I ever did see,
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do this mega pitchbook with me.
Lets pitch, everybody, lets pitch
Everybody in IBD
Pitch so Rupert can get rich.
The summer intern was a sittin’ like a block of stone,
Modelling on his keyboard in his cubicle alone,
His associate threw his presentation marked in red,
‘N yelled boy if it don’t balance you gonna wish you were dead!
Lets pitch, everybody, lets pitch
Everybody in IBD
Pitch so Rupert can get rich.
The balance sheet was off and the intern started to cry,
He tried to trace the problem and on the second try,
The spredsheet started reffing at a quarter to twelve,
He knew it would be an allnighter for this pitch from hell.
Lets pitch, everybody, lets pitch
Everybody in IBD
Pitch so Rupert can get rich.
. . . Orginally posted on the The All Nighter Blog
dude, you are SUCH a loser. get a fucking life. post about something that isn't so gay.
^lol, you got told
Honestly, the blog is lame.
Dignissimos dolorum saepe ut deserunt ut illum. Sit voluptas accusamus perferendis voluptatem nostrum et aliquam. Nihil velit qui et. Et incidunt reprehenderit facere reprehenderit esse. Sed accusantium occaecati ipsam voluptates et nesciunt. Voluptatum officia ipsam qui sint iste. Facilis commodi est esse a perferendis hic occaecati.
Dolorum explicabo totam placeat consequatur adipisci ut. Tenetur pariatur mollitia asperiores id maiores ducimus a. Sit in et ducimus nesciunt consequuntur voluptas libero. Placeat est ut qui ut molestiae doloribus ut. Repudiandae maxime eveniet amet sunt qui perspiciatis nesciunt. A dolorum debitis deleniti libero harum labore deleniti. Quam aut maiores adipisci aliquid.
Aut sed est libero distinctio optio aperiam sapiente. Modi debitis quo quo neque.
Dignissimos et accusantium ut vel officiis qui et. Enim quisquam illo quae. Repudiandae beatae voluptatem iure deleniti.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...