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IlliniProgrammer:
Batman's butler has no life outside of that mansion, and associates at hedge funds and PE firms have no lives of their own. There needs to be a fourth option: D.) None of the above. I'd rather be retired in Holland, MI.
Ya but can you imagine the kind of sloppy seconds Master Wayne leaves behind.
 
DurbanDiMangus:
IlliniProgrammer:
Batman's butler has no life outside of that mansion, and associates at hedge funds and PE firms have no lives of their own. There needs to be a fourth option: D.) None of the above. I'd rather be retired in Holland, MI.
Ya but can you imagine the kind of sloppy seconds Master Wayne leaves behind.

Doubt the ladies would be going after Alfred the butler after Bruce is done with them.

 

I dunno, the way I hear it Alfred's known to be a pretty badass spy, a la 007. I'm sure he's got a trick or two up his sleeve... or condom.

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Alfred probably gets so much ass he makes Hugh Hefner look like a nerdy asian from Wharton.

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rickyross:
Alfred probably gets so much ass he makes Hugh Hefner look like a nerdy asian from Wharton.

Das racist.

No rain drop ever blames itself for the flood.
 

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