I can't believe
more of you would rather be an associate at a PE or hedge fund than be batman's butler. Just unbelievable.
more of you would rather be an associate at a PE or hedge fund than be batman's butler. Just unbelievable.
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The exit ops would be astounding. If you ever wanted to leave it that is.
yeah, as someone who already works at a PE fund I can tell you that it's not as legit as tending to Master Wayne
master wayne*
batmans butler is by far superior to those two.
Batman's butler has no life outside of that mansion, and associates at hedge funds and PE firms have no lives of their own. There needs to be a fourth option:
D.) None of the above. I'd rather be retired in Holland, MI.
Doubt the ladies would be going after Alfred the butler after Bruce is done with them.
I dunno, the way I hear it Alfred's known to be a pretty badass spy, a la 007. I'm sure he's got a trick or two up his sleeve... or condom.
Alfred probably gets so much ass he makes Hugh Hefner look like a nerdy asian from Wharton.
Das racist.
Wouldn't this post have been best served as a comment to the actual poll? #fail
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