Hahahahaha you know how I can get it through my mind lol jk jk haha is that time to go back in my school and get it together lol and you can still go with your own life you are right but I cannot life I didn’t get it haha I didn’t like even when it did not so
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Nobody here gives a fuck about your dad lmao
Zach Dell's dad is richer than your dad and he is an analyst at BX. If your dad was really worth so much than you'd be wanting to go into finance so that you could one day take over the family office. (Or MSD in Zach's case)
I still do not understand why he would not work at Thoma Bravo given the history
Haha you have a point but BX is still BX
Probably cause Thoma doesn’t have an analyst program. BX’s analyst program is definitely the best thing you can get out of undergrad at the moment (with the exception of maybe KKR’s program now)
I don’t think anyone asked.
Oh yeah??? Well my dad is hide and seek champion of the world. 22 years and still haven’t been found. 22 years of endless fun.
Jokes aside (assuming this isn't a joke), I'm really sorry man. I know how hard it can be to grow up like that and although I've never met you, I'm proud of you for still growing into an excellent, capable young man. He doesn't deserve having you in his life.
Sneed. Summer associate here posts an absolute joke and you still feel the need to bring your political correctness and cheesy lines with you
What does ur dad do?
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Banking will teach you how to not blow through your daddy's money
The crowd goes wild, they are screaming.
Another banger this man just will not miss
And then you wake up
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