I ejaculated when I got my offer
Hey guys,
I just wanted to see if anyone had a similar experience. I have been grinding the entire spring and summer for an IB offer for Summer 2024. I went through countless first round interviews and a handful of superdays without any success. I was at the point where I wanted to give up and do consulting, but then I realized that consulting recruitment was going to be a heinous bloodbath. That was when I knew I had to see my banking recruitment journey through. I began networking heavily throughout the summer at firms that I knew had second waves or late recruitment. I spent every single moment prepping for interviews, tailoring my resume, and sending out networking emails. To increase my focus, I even broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years so I could focus on getting an offer. All this hard work eventually turned into First Round interviews. I was initially worried I wouldn’t get to the SD because I was dinged after 1R for my last 5 interviews. However, I reached the final round for three different banks, and ultimately got an offer at a BB. When the MD called me to give me the good news, I felt a rush of emotions, which went straight to my cock. It started to throb severely and I eventually busted all over my room when I heard the MD say “We’re very happy to have you aboard!” There was so much nut in my pants after that phone call, but I didn’t care because I knew deep down that I deserved this orgasmic relief. I am now a part of the group of highly pretentious people who will flaunt their BB Summer Analyst offer on LinkedIn. I feel validated.
Yes this is normal.
Make sure to save those pants and gift them at the end of your internship to your MD.
Taking tipping your MD to the next level
He’s just Showing him his cumitment
To be fair, I screamed like a little girl and did a type of tap dance that I am too masculine to dare try to explain.
It's abnormal if you don't do this.
Wait until this guy gets his return offer...
The French call it la petite mort for a reason
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Only once? This is NOT normal
My question, what happens if the reverse occurs? You get a call from HR saying your internship just got pulled. Does it go back in you?
I'm exactly like you, except for the offer.
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