Reasons why Baird is gay: -They are a wealth management firm (massive source of penis envy) -They ride William Blair's dick then try to plant the idea in people's heads that the two banks are similar -They're based out of Milwaukee (pasty fucks) -William Blair fucks Bairds mom for breakfast -They are not an UMM bank (technically not even a bank - they're a wealth management firm) -Their offices are handicap inaccessible for blind people. You'd have to have fucking 20/20 vision to see deals as tiny as those that Baird felches -I know for a FACT that they're all Kevin Spacey fans, STILL
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