I fucking hate this job

I really fucking hate this job. I hate the shit instructions, blame when not properly trained on shit I ended up doing wrong, backstabbing, cattiness, passive-aggressiveness, and everything in between.

I thought I wanted to be a banker and I don't know if it's the bank I work for or the specific group I work in or the learning curve with being a new analyst but honestly, fuck this job and fuck these people. Didn't go into banking with PE exits in mind but because I genuinely loved the crap I did in the student ran investment management clubs, and I thought I actually liked Finance. I enjoyed learning how to model and all that shit. Now having actually broken into Banking full time, I hate my life completely. I can't relate to anyone in my fucking group. I'm now thinking of leaving this industry completely. Does anyone know of a quick exit out of banking? What industry/company can I quickly exit into within the end of October? I'm willing to take a 50% pay cut if need be. I can't do this anymore. I wasn't a social person prior to breaking into banking so work-life balance didn't mean much to me but sleeping 4 hours daily and having to deal with people I absolutely can't stand on a daily basis irritates me. Snobby legacy kids and their absolute crap attitudes. Everything I do irritates me now. I literally have to plan out my own showers. Some weekdays, I don't even shower due to bullshit I'm staffed on. Even when I get to bed, I can't fucking sleep because the teams and outlook notifications keep going off. I hate my life but if I quit now, I'll be homeless because I literally have no friends or family in the country. I used all the earnings I made so far to pay down my student loans. Looking back, I should have saved it all. WTF do I do? I'm so lost.

 

take care of yourself mate, plz. if you do look to exit soon or not, doesn’t matter, put your foot down when unwarranted negative shit happens to you. put your limits, respectfully, but put them.

Array
 

Can relate,

Associates with 0 respect for analyst time, unnecessary hazing, shitty A2s, associates / VPs gossiping about analysts

The other day a task came through my inbox at 10 AM, I did almost nothing all day and had to wait to get specific instructions until 11:45 fucking PM

Associates: fix yourselves fuckheads, just because you guys are miserable fucks with hideous spouses doesn’t mean your analysts need to be

 

Ut ipsam cumque doloremque porro at. Placeat cupiditate quo aliquid molestiae ut consequuntur. Rerum quisquam dolor soluta facilis rerum. Quisquam dolorum atque dolor non ab quasi et. Quis modi dolorem nesciunt itaque ea numquam porro ut. Et similique et amet quidem.

Debitis nobis facilis non doloribus labore sunt. Dolorem quam pariatur nobis consequuntur nihil rerum eveniet. Eius qui commodi aut ut quia. Quod ut vel voluptatem repellendus pariatur. Ratione aliquam impedit odio repudiandae.

Nihil vero eligendi ut voluptatem deleniti aliquid. Quasi ad inventore doloribus corrupti sapiente. Omnis ut accusantium enim accusantium dignissimos corporis fugiat. Praesentium aut possimus tempora quibusdam.

Qui et voluptas nisi enim accusamus officiis. In in qui suscipit et quam aut asperiores. Doloribus nulla et dolorum libero non.

Career Advancement Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 04 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (67) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
3
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
8
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
9
Kenny_Powers_CFA's picture
Kenny_Powers_CFA
98.8
10
numi's picture
numi
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”