I messed up
ok wow. i'm an intern in the NY office of JPM industrials from a non-target school in Texas so i really need this job but i got caught taking a deuce while on an internal call
i was talking on the phone and went off mute by accident at the exact moment i dropped a kid off at the pool and everyone on the call heard it. i have no idea how but they seemed to know it was me. i said it wasn't and that i'm sat at my desk but i guess they didn't believe
luckily my line manager is on leave today but they've scheduled a call for monday with him.
how do i get past this?
fake and gay
1/10 please adjust shit posting to meet wfh requirement
This is the definition of a shit post.
Don't give so many details. There aren't many non target Texas school interns at JPMs industrials group...
Dude you killed me hahahaha - But fuck you.
wtf why is everyone thinking i'm joking?
i'm looking for legit advice. i have until monday to get a story straight. i was listening into the call but just happened to unmute at the worst time.
how do i play this??
Either lie or don't. I do not know what to tell you. Its probably not that big of a deal.
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