I would pay you to hire me

I desperately want experience in, preferably a front office role, in an investment bank or a prop shop/hedge fund. I would like the employer to take me on for 12 months on an unpaid basis in exchange for a donation of 20-25 k sterling.

I am using my gap years and part time works savings to fund this. I am extremely hard working, have good grades, at a good university, and have several months financial experience under my belt.

Note: I will be graduating in 2011 and can only work from July 2011 onwards.

Please PM me or reply to this thread if interested.

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why would you pay someone to hire you, not only does that sound pathetic and desperate. it makes you sound like a tool, and will make people think there's something wrong with you.

fucking awful idea

Control your own destiny, or someone else will.
 

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