I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU WATERLOGGED TURTLE!

RETARDED BLASTOISE has appeared!

Go! VENUSAUR!

What will VENUSAUR do?

VENUSAUR used RAZOR LEAF.

RETARDED BLASTOISE flinched!

It's super effective!

RETARDED BLASTOISE used BLIZZARD.

RETARDED BLASTOISE missed!

RETARDED BLASTOISE ran into the remnants of its BLIZZARD on its own.

RETARDED BLASTOISE is hurt.

RETARDED BLASTOISE has fainted!

VENUSAUR wins!

..... .... ... .. .

VENUSAUR STEPS ON BLASTOIISE AND SNAPS THAT GOD DAMN SHELL IN HALF. TRY FLOATING NOW YOU GOD DAMN FATASS~!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DONT HAVE BROTHERS. IM A POKEMON. I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW THAT SHIT WORKS. IT INVOLVES THIS PERVERTED GUY OAK HOLDING YOUR JUNK AND TRYING TO GET YOU TO FUCK THE UGLY GIRL FROM SIXTEENTH GRADE MATH.

 

Ash Ketchum. But my costume isn't great. You know how when a little kid dresses up as a ghost you can tell they're a little kid becuase they aren't invisible and aren't nearly as friendly as casper? Well when a giant green leafy rhino puts on a cap and a t shirt not only does he rip the t shirt, but you can tell it isn't meant for him.

And that asshole pikachu never listens to me. Dead giveaway.

 
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blastoiseand solar beam is your best attack but you take to long to use it bc you are a back office pokemon from a non target pokeball and not a top tier ( think master, ultra, super,)

Actually, all fully evolved pokemon can learn hyper beam, including Venusaur. Furthermore, the sum of Venusaur's stats are the highest of any starting pokemon in the first two generation (thru Gold/Silver). That being said, this user is a fucking bell-end.

MaguaBut blastoise is still a water pokemon so blizzard is super effective against him while Arcticuno's ice type mitigates the effect of blizzard on his flying type. I said it more because Articuno's flying-ice combo is super effective on venusaur's grass-ground types.

Actually, ice type attacks are "not very effective" against water pokemon, and thus, the attack would be weaker than normal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PokemonTypeChart.PNG

Furthermore, Venusaur (and indeed the entire Bulbasaur evolutionary strand) is quite famously half poison, not ground - this explains the "Ven" prefix to its name, suggesting that it is venomous. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Venusaur_(Pokémon)

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Nouveau Richie][quote=blastoiseand solar beam is your best attack but you take to long to use it bc you are a back office pokemon from a non target pokeball and not a top tier ( think master, ultra, super,)

Actually, all fully evolved pokemon can learn hyper beam, including Venusaur. Furthermore, the sum of Venusaur's stats are the highest of any starting pokemon in the first two generation (thru Gold/Silver). That being said, this user is a fucking bell-end.

MaguaBut blastoise is still a water pokemon so blizzard is super effective against him while Arcticuno's ice type mitigates the effect of blizzard on his flying type. I said it more because Articuno's flying-ice combo is super effective on venusaur's grass-ground types.

Actually, ice type attacks are "not very effective" against water pokemon, and thus, the attack would be weaker than normal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PokemonTypeChart.PNG

Furthermore, Venusaur (and indeed the entire Bulbasaur evolutionary strand) is quite famously half poison, not ground - this explains the "Ven" prefix to its name, suggesting that it is venomous. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Venusaur_(Pokémon)[/quote]

RELAX Pokenerd! Thanks for gracing us all with your vast knowledge of pokemon. Your parents are probably very proud.

 

But blastoise is still a water pokemon so blizzard is super effective against him while Arcticuno's ice type mitigates the effect of blizzard on his flying type. I said it more because Articuno's flying-ice combo is super effective on venusaur's grass-ground types.

 

This is ridiculous...

...ly AWESOME. Grown men (more or less, I'm guessing) playing pokemon on a Wall Street message board. What the hell more could I ask for out of life?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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