I'm voting for Obama.

This country needs even more change. So, I'm going to give him another shot.

Obama 2012 we are counting on your to save this country! YOU will be our harmoniousness black knight that saves us from the 1%.

YES WE CAN!! YES WE CAN!! YES WE CAN!! YES WE CAN!!

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blastoise, you trouble making twat. Good luck on finals

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txjustin"This country needs even more change"

^^^Best. quote. ever.!!

Yeah man, I was starting to doze off last night and this got me to laugh and wake up. OP has elevated trolling to a high art. Seriously funny stuff.
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