In the office do you ever think about dropping an evo Mega Knight on your MD?

Despite the title this is somewhat concerning for me… For a little background I’m at an EB (think CVP/Moelis LA/Rothschild Miami) and my 2 main accounts are quiet right now, so I have some time to kill. I redownloaded clash (been playing on and off for all 9 years) to start playing a boss bandit bridge spam deck.


Long story short, don’t want to bore you with the details but I made it to 15k after buying a couple passes. I personally hate evo Mega Knight but I realize how satisfying it must be to drop that guy on a massive beatdown push. And ever since I had that realization I’ve kinda started having some concerning thoughts… like walking on the sidewalk, seeing some large people and thinking what if I dropped a MK on them… that would be a SICK positive elixir trade


So my situation has been evolving and I’ve thought of dropping MKs on everything: my MD, my dogs, my grandma… anyone been in this situation before? What should I do?

AP

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i want to put being a f2p player and still being top 0.1% of players on my CV

 

15k, didn’t play the game for a few months so started at 9k this season.


I mostly play grand challenges these days lmao because meta keeps constantly changing and I don’t have many EVOs

 

reading this makes me realize how much p2w i could abuse after i return ft and have disposable income. also boss bandit bridge abuser 🏳️‍🌈

 

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