Intern, your masturbation is not discrete.

To the summer analyst at Redacted who keeps cranking your hog in the bathroom during the afternoons – I recognize your dress shoes from underneath the stall. For your sake, I hope you stumble across this post before you are noticed by someone less charitable than myself.

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i wouldn't assume he's jerking it. Maybe constipated or scratching an itch.

 

Weird thing is that how is the act even noticed? Did he moan or did the OP sneakily look into the stalls to see what the intern was doing? 
Both weirded me out. No one’s supposed to jerk off in the bathroom, but no one’s supposed to peak on others either. 

 

Sorry man, havnt been getting lucky at Phebes, and my girlfriend goes to a different school.

 

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