An interviewer asked me today
You wake up tomorrow and you are either:
A) JUSTIN BIEBER B) A STAR ANALYST AT A TOP IB PROGRAM
Which would you choose?
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First question was too easy:
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C) Founder of Groupon
Either way you're a douchebag
it sounds like a question about commitment to the industry?
What a terrible question.
I'd want to wake up as CHARLIE SHEEN.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13007706
I want to be Matt Damon EDIT: Michael Buble
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