Investment banking buzz words
Buzz words
Keywords
Buzz words
| +112 | UBS Accused of Favoring H-1B Workers While Cutting U.S.-Born Employees | 20 | 34m |
| +81 | Incompetent and annoying co-intern | 23 | 22h |
| +69 | Getting Laid in IB? | 28 | 3d |
| +66 | Intern keeps sleeping at work - what to tell them | 28 | 1d |
| +55 | Living in greenwich as an analyst? | 12 | 21h |
| +42 | NYC Associate Budget | 14 | 1d |
| +36 | Nauseous every morning for past 3 years in IB, anyone else? | 21 | 1d |
| +36 | Quick Thoughts on CVC AI Sale Process | 7 | 1d |
| +31 | PJT M&A Group Selection 2026 | 4 | 5h |
| +29 | Going out / social schedule as AN1 | 14 | 3d |
Career Resources
UBS: C ya!
At a MM: Bandwidth, synergies, win-win, buy-in, skin in the game
A few that stood out to me during recruiting...
Barclays: Relationship managers Citi: Emerging markets access, truly global bank Evercore: Highly-focused
I need someone to help me make a "Shit Investment Bankers Say" video.
IBD in general:
"Can you just drop this in?" "The numbers are not tying." "Let's add some more color to this analysis." "The firm believes..." "To the extent that... " (ugh, HATE this, people confuse this with "if") "Let's get the low hanging fruit." "Let's not reinvent the wheel." "Can we run these 2394820 scenarios?"
And the classic...
"FOOD LOBBY!!"
I love this - literally just laughed out loud. Hits close to home and reminds me of my analyst days
"high level" "call it [insert random guestimate]"
Moelis: Strong and unified. Truly unique.
Citi: globality
CS: One bank; chocolate
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