Is BX still a MF???

I’m panicking. Getting a Blackstone offer was so prestigious it cured my ED, but now, In light of their atrocious ‘alternatives era tour’ music video, I’m concerned that BX may no longer be a MF???

I cannot think of a less prestigious piece of branding / content to be associated with and am concerned that the fallout will cause such a severe decline in prestige that my ED symptoms will start showing again.

Anyone have any color on any MF’s looking to hire?? How long do I have before my ED symptoms start showing again??

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