Title says it all. Link: https://mobile.twitter.com/justinetobin
My favorite post is when she complains about owning a Tesla (how can she afford one with one deal closed a year other than not paying staff)? Often complains to get free things.
What’s your favorite post?
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agreed they haven't closed a deal this year, but why post anonymously
buddy needs to be careful. she has an army of tobinites that are starving and homeless.. they'll do anything for a paycheck
touché
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I thought the WSO detectives figured out she was running money for Epstein. /s
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/a-warning-on-tobin-co</a">Evidence: Exhibit A
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/12/jeffrey-epstein-met-in-jail-with-alan-d…</a">Exhibit B CNBC
Notice he now works for another firm?
Epstein didn’t kill himself. Justine Tobin snuck into his cell while the guards weren’t looking. “Jeffrey, do you like Huey Lewis and the News” she asks. Epstein looks up just in time to see Justine Tobin cowering over him with a huge axe. “I am a mother and a strong woman and a feminist and a non-conformist and a successful businesswoman, and I’m here to show you that women can be axe murderers too, Jeffy boy!” she screams as she laughs maniacally. She hacks him to pieces, gives a crisp $100 bill to each of the prison guards, and cackles on out of the cell. Tobin has claimed another victim.
My favorite is
“I am at @WorthandWorth It is 10:15 and the computers aren’t up. They are supposed to open at 10. And the agent is not pleasant at all. Kathleen does not care about customers at all. And the hats SUCK. Don’t bother. I will get my hat steamed elsewhere.”
I love this because this provides insight to all non-IBD peeps to IBD working conditions under an unreasonable MD. Just imagine not even being paid to be blessed with such treatment.
Was thinking about lateraling from my MM to her shop. Unparalleled deal flow and #1 ranked advisor for deals under 20M.
Im a simple man, I see Justine Tobin and I click the link
I now own a @tesla But the ladies room in the Charlotte store has no toilet paper in the stalls and the floor is covered with toilet paper and paper towels. Humiliating start to being a female Tesla owner #maledominated #misogyny #womennotwwelcome #filthy #maleview #checkrestroom
WHO WAS THERE during the Minneapolis hotel massacre of August '19?
Aug 30 I’ll be booking three nice rooms for several days in May. What #minneapolishotel wants my business? Not the @HewingHotel You have to beg to get the room you paid for at the #hewinghotel Justine Eidt Tobin @JustineTobin · Aug 30 Looking for a new room assignment at @HewingHotel “but all of the other suites are committed.” What? I booked the room weeks ago. And paid up. Ugh. Starting over again in finding a hotel in Minneapolis. So disappointed. Justine Eidt Tobin @JustineTobin · Aug 30 Was looking for a new hotel after @Kimpton left #minneapolis @Hyatt is a disaster as the owner of the Grand. Was hoping for dreams come true at @hewinghotel but I think those dreams have been dashed. Justine Eidt Tobin @JustineTobin · Aug 30 Wow. Super disappointed in the room we were assigned at the @HewingHotel Looking over a light well in the second floor next to the elevator. I intentionally booked a nice room. What gives? Justine Eidt Tobin @JustineTobin · Aug 19 I used to stay at the Kimpton Grand in #Minneapolis Now it is a @hyatt What a joke. I made a reservation and they took the entire room fee for all three rooms up front. $6k for next May. So I cancelled the reservations and will never return as long as it is a Hyatt.
Worse than bowling green massacre.
How does her husband please her?
He seems to have some kind of submissive fetish based on her 12/1/17 tweet showing him with his girl drink and cat. Sounds like they're yin and yang.
Clearly bends over and allows her to peg
Was thinking about lateraling from my MM to her shop. Unparalleled deal flow and #1 ranked advisor for deals under 20M.
"This game of “f—-, marry or kill” is also played at @WallStreetOasis and Patrick Curtis does nothing to delete these comments or moderate the discussion. My colleagues call his site a cesspool. When will Patrick be called out?"
This is in response to Matt Lauer being accused of sexual harrassment in 2017...
Also another gem: "Directors should use intuition, empathy, ability to read a group and individuals as well as the wisdom to see and speak the truth when serving as a director of a private company."
The lack of self awareness.........
How do we get WSO back to being that cesspool she's talking about? Sounds like it was a fun time.
TOBINCO where you at girl
After you defeat all the " I would like to speak to the manager" women , this is the final boss.
No one defeats her royal highness Justine Tobin
Looks like Tobin hit us with that “free” MS
Hahaha yep
is her middle name Karen
Even WSO chips in ahaha
This is the twitter account that keeps on giving. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better I arrived at the Feb 5, 2018 picture of a supermarket cart titled "This cart is being held for ransom @VUEclt - make the construction noise stop and we will MAYBE return the cart. We aren’t the only ones who are pissed." Pure gold
Hates loud noises apparently... and hates great hotels.
If I didn't know who she was, I would assume that her twitter account is satire. It's crazy.
Who the hell is this lady?
Imagine being her husband - poor soul. She has probably browbeaten him out of multiple divorce attempts.
Or just beat
Cucks gonna cuck
To answer your question, yes.
Imagine hearing her before Twitter
Damn! Look at the Company's new website!!
Tried @turo this week. Never again. Horrible experience. We were first time renters of car filled with crumbs and food smells. The car was not ready in time. And delivered to the wrong place. But the owner ended our second trip when he discovered a cat hair in the first car.
Well she called Kobe Bryant a rapist after he died, so no matter what I thought about this woman before, she absolutely fucking blows
Lmao fuck this lady
This is gold lol
https://twitter.com/justinetobin/status/1274009168429678594?s=21
"Pretty dang proud to have made today a paid holiday at my firm."
Paid holiday for who? The unpaid analysts?
How do you all manage to take a site, meant to further people's knowledge about IB, create a community where people share about the IB life and provide materials on interview prep, and turn it into this dog shit? I seriously want to know how. If you're bored, watch TV or go play outside. Folks keep questioning Justine's integrity, yet continue to engage in vile and sexist slander all for shits and giggles. Which of you built a business from scratch? Which of you provides prospective analysts an avenue to break into one of the most competitive sectors in the world? Which of you provides said analysts with a network of professionals to help them career-wise? Which of you serves as a mentor to said analyst? Once you've done all of these, then talk. Otherwise, I think the world - and this forum - would be better served by your silence.
You’re not gonna stop until you hit every Tobin & Co thread on WSO, are you?
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