JPM - Man Falls to Death From Roof of JPM Building in HK
Per Bloomberg:
"A JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM) employee fell to his death from the roof of Chater House, the investment bank’s Asia-Pacific headquarters in Hong Kong."
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-02-18/man-falls-to-death-from-roof-o…
In all seriousness, if you're having the slightest tendency towards anything remotely close to this, please talk about it or tell someone. Absolute worse thing that can happen.
