Just Quit, Seriously Just Quit

graduating university and pursuing this shit job in a fake corporate world has been the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I would literally rather be a bum on the street, pursuing my dreams as an artist. I was happier when I was broke, I was happier before the internship, I was happier before it all. This isnt it. This isnt it. This isnt it.

Fk this, I am out. don't be a pussy, do some pushups and quit your job.

PEACE

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