LOL @ NYC summer intern housing cockblocking everyone
Just lmao. You have to sign in overnight guests at certain places by 4pm (FIT), 9pm (EHS), 11pm (SVA) or they cant come over? LMAO. Just LOL at telling a girl from the bar she can't come over because our housing won't let us have guests. And NYU and New School still require you to sign them in although no pre-register policy (LMAO, what are we, 10?). Max 6-7 nights per calender month that you can have overnights too. Just lmao at getting cockblocked by these BS housing rules.
NYC, not even once.
And I am not subletting, don't know anyone in this city and don't want to limit my friend group to the few interns in my group.
LDAR.
edit: also LOL at stuy park at new school being a dry residence
that was a lot of abbreviations. I officially feel old.
but yeah, those policies are annoying...i remember because my ex went to NYU back in the day.
LDAR = Lay down and rot. Tour's over, boyo.
Yeah, I find it kind of funny that they said "what are we, 10?" and went on to post a shitload of acronyms like most 10-year olds do. Not being offensive to them, just thought it was kinda funny. "LOL LMAO G2G!" was my basic conversation as a 10-year old.
I lived in EHS and yeah the policies are terrible. You could probably push to go back to her place though
I mean yeah i hooked up with a few girls from the building - just naturally its easier to meet the girls who are also interning and want to "live it up" for the summer. A lot of international kids, I would say that's just the price u have to pay as an intern. Subletting is a headache
LMAO
What are you laughing about? Is LMAO your generation's code for I'm upset?
Anyway, if you want to smash that bad, there are alternatives. Man up and and shell out some of that summer analyst cash on an airbnb or hotel room.
Good luck meeting a ton of chicks and being energized enough to close the deal with anyone that is better than a 4 during your summer analyst stint.
I second this. Seriously just work hard for twelve weeks and try to get an offer. wtf. You have all year long to slam tail. If the internship isn't hard enough then use your spare time to workout and stay in shape
Expectations vs. reality:
Expectation: Clubbing all night and hosting weekend orgy parties in your student housing penthouse because you're a banker (intern).
Reality: Jacking off in the men's room of your bank at 4:30 am wondering why in god's name it matters if the logo is a higher resolution or the 3 pixel white space on slide 223 will apparently make or break this deal.
Lol. Best post on this site. Giving interns a glimpse of future sadness... :(
Interns: LogoIntern and BamSEC will become your new best friends for handling tedious shit like logos and filings
Be efficient with your time so that's not you in the stall.
When you find yourself in this situation, happy to lend a hand (www.LogoIntern Dot com)
Thx for the offer. I'll call you from the bathroom stall when I need an extra pair of hands.
i used to live at a place like that and would pre-register people Thursday night-Sunday. :) Oh I am sorry, I gave you the wrong name, this is Misty, Brenda couldn't make it tonight. Or, no I am sorry, this is the name I gave over the phone I am not responsible for your mistakes. After a while I lucked out because the same guy used to work at the front desk pretty much every night (young greek guy) and I would swing a $20 his way or hook him up with a woman and after a couple of weeks I didn't even have to register them anymore. Moral of the story: if your dick is thirsty enough, you'll find a way.
Edit: during my second internship there was a young woman at the front desk who was a stickler - I wasn't able to get quite as many by her. One day I asked her why she was such a bitch and she told me: why should you be having so much fun when my husband hadn't even fucked me in 6 months - needless to say, it took a little convincing but that was an easy problem to solve. get your creative hats on monkeys.
If my words were products, they would come with a 100% money back guarantee. Don't hate the player, friend. :)
Hah the intern thinks he's gonna have enough time to bring girls home. Good one.
U AWARE BRAH?? U AWARE??
While I agree that some of the housing policies are absurd (ie singing someone in by 4), you can totally find girls to come home with you while living at NYU since you'll probably be bringing home other interns that are in the city for fashion, marketing, etc. Also the NYU dorms have a ton of bars where you can pick up college aged girls who won't give a fuck if you have to sign them in.
Source: I live in Manhattan and I am a student
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The real joke is you'll never have the opportunity to bring a girl over so wouldn't worry about it. Chill braaa
Turtle Bay on Wednesdays has 1$ beers.. its full of summers. You should go there.
Some things never change!
Don't forget $1 beers at juke on Mondays and 13th step Tuesdays
omg 13th step is lit af
Lol you misc too much
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