LOL @ NYC summer intern housing cockblocking everyone

Just lmao. You have to sign in overnight guests at certain places by 4pm (FIT), 9pm (EHS), 11pm (SVA) or they cant come over? LMAO. Just LOL at telling a girl from the bar she can't come over because our housing won't let us have guests. And NYU and New School still require you to sign them in although no pre-register policy (LMAO, what are we, 10?). Max 6-7 nights per calender month that you can have overnights too. Just lmao at getting cockblocked by these BS housing rules.

NYC, not even once.

And I am not subletting, don't know anyone in this city and don't want to limit my friend group to the few interns in my group.

LDAR.

edit: also LOL at stuy park at new school being a dry residence

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"iggs99988"

What are you laughing about? Is LMAO your generation's code for I'm upset?

Anyway, if you want to smash that bad, there are alternatives. Man up and and shell out some of that summer analyst cash on an airbnb or hotel room.

can you not read? Little too much time in the cube getting to your head i see boyo. I don't know anyone in this city. Gonna go out by myself? How am i supposed to meet people
 
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Expectations vs. reality:

Expectation: Clubbing all night and hosting weekend orgy parties in your student housing penthouse because you're a banker (intern).

Reality: Jacking off in the men's room of your bank at 4:30 am wondering why in god's name it matters if the logo is a higher resolution or the 3 pixel white space on slide 223 will apparently make or break this deal.

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