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It sounds like you're thinking about sending them the CIM without asking - is that correct? That would be about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Banks run these deals as a structured process. If you're on a live deal that is at the point where they are putting a buyer list together, you could suggest adding your contact to the list - it would probably just be funny to them, but I doubt it would hurt you.
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you graduated from douchecanoe to doucherhino - independent thought is not valued in IB
holy fuck, you won't last long in that position LOL. Just tell the MD/VP that you have some contacts in PE and that they might be interested and let them take it from there. They will recognize your contribution if it goes through.
apparently confidential information memorandum means public
worked for my home slice Stevie so far
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