Hi guys,
I'm working at McDonalds. 9am to 8pm. No weekend work. Getting paid same as IB coverage guys. Easy work. Little pressure (I'm good at frying fries and making burgers)
The only problem is I have little skills (only gaining fries frying and burger making skills).
So no exit. No PE / CFO / CEO / whatever.
Maybe can go to another McDonalds or KFC branch and ultimately become a store manager MD
Will you take my job? What do you think?
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