Bro I’m in the bathroom right now and the fucking MD showed up(ignore intern title) while I was fucking propelling out of the bathroom stall from the pressure of my shit like it smells like rotten eggs and I’m pretty sure he knows it’s me
I don’t want to be the analyst known as the dude who destroyed the bathroom I need advice
help
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