MD's Phone Call Interrupted

I'm a first year analyst at a NYC boutique. Today, I observed my red-faced MD fling open our second story window and furiously shout at some sorry soul below to "shut the f*ck up!"

I glanced out to see who it was, he was yelling at a bird.

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Banking is like birds perched on electric lines. Look down, it’s all shit. Look up, it’s all assholes.

 

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