Me too risk

How do you guys go about dealing with me too risk? I’ve basically only been hanging out with female work colleagues in groups. I don’t talk at all about personal stuff and whenever anyone says what did you do this wknd I just say hung out with family. 

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Nothing too cumbersome. I usually walk around with a camera strapped to my chest, and 2 smaller ones on my wrist to capture the POV of my hands. Im also never more than 5 feet from my alibi pair. I've been in negotiations with surgeons to have my dick chopped off, as it will be a great smoking gun, but its hard to find a surgeon that won't pressure me to take hormone blockers along with it.

 

reverse that bitch - before they me to you, you me too them and shove your finger up their female ass

 

You are overthinking this (or you are a creep). I’ve been in this industry for 15+ years, and I’ve seen all sorts of stuff. The people that have been fired (back in the day or today) all did crazy stuff or just lied about it all. I’m not talking about telling someone a shirt looks nice, or even asking someone out. I’m talking about taking groups to strip clubs, banging your coworkers wife (and being very inappropriate about it), very aggressive hitting on people after they have clearly shown no interest, talking about your genitalia, etc. 

So, just be normal. Be capable of having normal conversations with men and women, and you’ll be fine. 

 
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