How do you guys go about dealing with me too risk? I’ve basically only been hanging out with female work colleagues in groups. I don’t talk at all about personal stuff and whenever anyone says what did you do this wknd I just say hung out with family.
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Nothing too cumbersome. I usually walk around with a camera strapped to my chest, and 2 smaller ones on my wrist to capture the POV of my hands. Im also never more than 5 feet from my alibi pair. I've been in negotiations with surgeons to have my dick chopped off, as it will be a great smoking gun, but its hard to find a surgeon that won't pressure me to take hormone blockers along with it.
I keep work convos professional and work banter light. Days I know I can't do that, I leave my dick at home.
I can see why some would take it lightly but when you see (I) people who you know did basically nothing wrong besides have a misunderstanding and (ii) trigger happy firms ruining careers with no evidence because of risk aversion, you need to be smart about limiting risk.
maybe try not harassing coworkers or being a total creep? seems like a pretty easy solution.
reverse that bitch - before they me to you, you me too them and shove your finger up their female ass
Use the they/them plot armor
Just hand out NDAs
As one of my professors used to say: “Don’t dip your pen in the company ink”
You are overthinking this (or you are a creep). I’ve been in this industry for 15+ years, and I’ve seen all sorts of stuff. The people that have been fired (back in the day or today) all did crazy stuff or just lied about it all. I’m not talking about telling someone a shirt looks nice, or even asking someone out. I’m talking about taking groups to strip clubs, banging your coworkers wife (and being very inappropriate about it), very aggressive hitting on people after they have clearly shown no interest, talking about your genitalia, etc.
So, just be normal. Be capable of having normal conversations with men and women, and you’ll be fine.
don't they still do this in every part of the world ex-us/uk/cad/aus
did you work with sage kelly??
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