Merch whore

I want the banker bag. Do firms still give out bags? They seem to be really nice bags. I touched a bag once, it seemed like a good bag. Do you have a bag? Do you want a bag? Can I buy a bag? I have an offer but I’m still chasing the bag. I live for the bag. I die for the bag. I live in a bag. My man tits sag.

Thank you.

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