Message to you mfers ghosting me

Message to the Managing Directors, Managing Partners and Partners who do not respond to my emails:

I will not stop. You think I'll get tired? Bitch, how long do you think it takes me to send you an email? My resume is gonna become your weekly newsletter, straight in your inbox at 9:30am Monday morning. You still don't respond? I'm gonna email your colleague. Then I'm gonna email your colleague's colleague. You can't stop me. It's like you think you can beat my weaponized autism. At some point you'll think I got tired (lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!). And then you'll receive my email on a TUESDAY MORNING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAJRONGJETSOBGRLIVHJDSLRGLKEJTBVTLHIREJKBG. Threaten me with legal action, I'll suggest we get a coffee to discuss about this and the opportunities at your firm. You can't beat me. See you on Monday ;))))

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