In the midst of all the other ranking posts, I noticied there wasn't any for the most important part of our day... emails. This list is based off what Analyst with the most prestigious exits use (think thx / Up Up and Away).
Tier 1a: No response / Up Up and Away
Tier 1b: thx / k / Cheers
Tier 2: Noted / Best
Tier 3: Kind Regards / Warm Regards
Shit Tier: Regards / Thanks
| +299 | I Snuck Into UBS Office And Took A Shit On The Floor | 28 | 5h |
| +287 | TPH V.S. Mizuho [HOU] | 36 | 1d |
| +243 | Why leave restructuring for M&A? | 30 | 5h |
| +228 | Best Power/Renewables/Energy Teams? | 38 | 3h |
| +223 | Houston 2026 Oil & Gas Investment Banking Rankings | 51 | 1h |
| +186 | Centerview HC group falling off? | 30 | 4h |
| +183 | Actual EB List | 27 | 14h |
| +172 | Incoming TPH Analysts Larping as PWP on LinkedIn | 23 | 57m |
| +154 | Shame on you Evercore - SA 28 | 41 | 2d |
| +138 | Predicted 1Q 2027 Story - UBS IB blames Outlook Outage for Down Quarter | 24 | 5m |
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You forgot the best sign off:
Great.
Tier X: Best Retards
You forgot
Blessings,
Brit tier 2a: Cheers
You forgot
‘-name’
Very elite
Much Aloha
Tier 1a: Later H8ter / Peace Out Fuckers / Catch You on the Flip
Sent from iPhone
blackberry maybe better
I prefer cheers but only on Friday
'Jah Bless'
Tier 0: “Fuck off”
Love,
Buddy of mine basically sent his good bye to [email protected]. Pretty epic. He said, well, I’m not working here again and didn’t want to think through everyone I’d worked with.
Luke warm regards,
Yours truly
No cap fully bussin
My pleasure
Live Más
Snap, crackle, pop
Taste the rainbow
You can’t out pizza the hut
🤣😂🤣🤣
Diamond Tier: No response followed by VP/MD showing up at your desk screaming
God tier: ??? Or Numbers seem off, pls advise
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