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It depends on what motherfucking group you're in, you fucker. I ain't been nowhere yet, except back to my old school for fucking recruitment. Fuck.

 
Mis IndIt depends on what motherfucking group you're in, you fucker. I ain't been nowhere yet, except back to my old school for fucking recruitment. Fuck.

Can't believe a grown woman who's engaged uses language like this.

 

Oh yeah. This and much worse. Never laid claim to being a lady. Shocking, isn't it? My my! Goodness knows what this world is coming to when grown engaged women spout foulness like naughty schoolboys. My goodness.

Would be pretty tough to be a lady, actually, now that I think about it. Never even known one. You don't find many ladies on Wall Street, and you sure as hell don't find them where I come from. I know how to work the system, how to beat the living shit out of people, and how to not get arrested for it, but I'm not sure I ever learned how to not cuss when cussing's warranted. Ah, well. Nobody's fuckin' perfect.

 

quite a bit, I was in Denver for the last half of the week before last and the first half of last week and will be heading to Durham today. I would say I am out of the office 2 days a week on average. BTW, I am a second year analyst at a very small boutique.

 
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