Mr. P and the Abacus
Props to Conspicuous Cynic for this timely explanation of the Abacus crisis at Goldman:
Props to Conspicuous Cynic for this timely explanation of the Abacus crisis at Goldman:
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AHAHAHA! Classic!
"He wears suspenders because he makes a lot of money. His cuff links are the price of a small car."
Analyst Response "WOW" - Bhahaha
Made my day. Thanks Edmundo.
God this is gold.
"Doing god's work" has never been used more appropriately than this.
This is so damn good.
"One of the mortgages is a frat house, where the student reported his income at a $1B"
I was drinking OJ when I heard that....it came out my nose hahaha
excellent
LOLZ
Amazing....love it.... Need one a day!
Great! lol
LOL the frat house with $1bn put the icing on the cake. haha
these videos are awesome...i need cufflinks the price of a small car
"i went to business school, you did not"
"i will also take out the S&P guy to Peter Luger's...just like that, they slap on a triple A"
Caveat emptor hahaha
This is so funny. The voices are so incredible. I could listen to variations of these all day long.
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