My dream is to work at GOLDMAN SACHS...

and send lawyers emails on Friday night asking them to revert first thing Saturday morning.

You went for a JD thinking you’re hot shit and somehow better than me?

FUCK YOU. REVERT TOMORROW MORNING, BITCH!

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I took an anti reversion creed so don't know if that applies.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I met a guy who went to Harvard law school and thinks he’s better than pe or Goldman guys. He says doctors, lawyers make more than guys in high finance. He said, their bonuses are not good and that he “fires” them all the time. He was an associate at a law firm, jumping from one firm to another lmao.

 

Many of them discover what's Goldman Sachs at 25/26 years old, when they join biglaw and see the name on these firms in emails and agreements. Even then they have a vague idea of what their clients do.  

incentives triumph ethics
 

I found gs people to be the sharpest and most no-nonsense. Possess a lethal level of competence and thick skin. While big law associates are an important part of the operations, they are not the rain makers and considered the “help”. But some of those lawyers are so pressed and jealous of guys who make bank lol

 

hopingaround

I met a guy who went to Harvard law school and thinks he’s better than pe or Goldman guys. He says doctors, lawyers make more than guys in high finance. He said, their bonuses are not good and that he “fires” them all the time. He was an associate at a law firm, jumping from one firm to another lmao.

Finance guys make billions. Most lawyers don't. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Exactly. What’s it to even debate? I couldn’t believe someone like him apparently doing well considering he went to Harvard law and Stanford undergrad could be so blatantly stupid and threatened by other men’s success.

 

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hopingaround

I met a guy who went to Harvard law school and thinks he’s better than pe or Goldman guys. He says doctors, lawyers make more than guys in high finance. He said, their bonuses are not good and that he “fires” them all the time. He was an associate at a law firm, jumping from one firm to another lmao.

Finance guys make billions. Most lawyers don't. 

Most finance guys don’t either…

...but is it REPE?
 

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