My life is terrible - I need help
Hi Everyone,
My life is absolutely terrible right now and I really need some guidance.
When I started my career, I landed my dream job and way overjoyed with happiness. However, it has all been downhill since then. My boss is one of the most frugal people I've every met and unnecessarily makes me come to work every single day. To make matters worse, I have failed my drivers test several times and do not have a license, so I have to walk to work everyday.
I also work with my next door neighbor and he absolutely hates me -- he regularly talks to our firm's clients about my lack of competence and intelligence. My other neighbor is my only true friend, but I think he might be mentally challenged and has been unemployed since I've known him.
My love life sucks as well. A girl moved to my town from Texas a few years back and I have been in love with her since day one. Unfortunately she only views me as a friend -- I'm way too socially awkward.
I would really appreciate advice from anyone who has been in a similar situation. It's getting really hard to see a light at the end of the tunnel.
PS: My living situation also sucks. I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
Is this the premise of some sitcom?
has he not heard of uber? Or tinder? lmao
Is your name Sponge Bob?
Haaa! Nice one
My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
sponge bob/10
Ah, you should have left out the ending my friend. otherwise, it would have registered better. Despite this, however, i do remember spongebob loving his job, so this would be moot point here
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