No More Weekend Work - Exit Opps

Burning out hard after another hungover Sunday. What are some quality exit opps that do not require weekend work? Just want to crush brew-ta-ta's with the fellas and not have to deal with asinine comments while I recover

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Corp dev most of the time, corp strategy, IR, AM, corp finance at a larger startup (diligence this one carefully tho)

Obviously comp takes a hit, but you'll still make well into the six figures with mostly 40 hour weeks. And most of those should be open to first years to respond to the other guy, look for experienced / senior analyst postings

 

Have you considered maybe dialing back your alcohol intake, instead of reorganizing your career around hangovers that are (I guess...?) set in stone on the calendar? 

By the way, if you think taking comments at 9 am or whatever on a weekend morning doesn't go well with heavy drinking the night before, wait until you have kids and they want to play hungry hungry hippos on weekend mornings...with you...at 6 am...

 

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