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The Japanese banks are absolutely laughing at us. How stupid are our leaders? They have unabashedly bowed down to the new leftist, globalist angry mob and begun treating their bankers as more figures of abused privilege and entitlement. You know who doesn't receive crazy high bonuses? Single-mothers who were refused an abortion due to the Supreme Court's ruling. Thus nobody is allowed to enjoy financial success. Especially not straight, white men as most bankers are. The Japanese banks have stood tall to this toxic, liberal dogma. I have it on good authority that major American banks have even begun lacing water at the bank with Prozac, such to the extent that it has made rats on nearby blocks begin to exhibit signs of homosexuality. Literally, they're poisoning our water to make us gay in order to extract revenge for the pollution we've caused to sea-turtle's environments. The sea-turtles have been heavily in play as radical leftist foot soldiers since the Vietnam war of the 70s. Things are dark, OP, but we will rise. 

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