Nontargets suck
I wish I could just snap my figures Thanos style and have all the nontargets disappear. Why do I have to breath the same oxygen as them?
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.7/10 you’re cringe bro
Nontargets are cringe bro
What an unfunny shit post
your mom was an unfunny shitpost
Are you fucking serious? I’m assuming this is a shitpost but you’re fucked many ways (lol). Any dreams of a corporate job will be ruined by someone leaking your only fans vids, let alone high finance. I’m not going even touch your other “credentials”. If you do happen to make it to interviews, rest assured that you won’t, record them secretly and post it to your only fans — I would pay some serious money to see a pe partner asking you about your previous experience as if he hasn’t watched you get railed.
:)
When you said gender studies, I already started to think it is a troll.
I’m not though it’s what I’m truly passionate about but I’m not dumb enough to only major in it
Solid argument
Buddy can’t pull birds so he has to major in gender studies
How about you quit all of that and be a comedian. You clearly have what it takes
Nah this post is pretty cringe bro
Yep 10/10 understanding of sarcasm. Definitely have what it takes. Send me tickets when you’re in radio city music hall
WSO continues its reign as the least funny community on the internet.
I don't think I have ever seen so much MS
youre a target bitch who got their ass wiped till the 11th grade. youve never had to make a decision in your life other than which target alumni dick to suck. you vanilla target bum.
Tell us how you really feel.
I love how all these kids have personalities that only consist of “I gO tO a TaRgEt ScHoOl”
The only thing daddy’s money can’t buy: a personality
I’d give up my job if I could make a living putting target school bricks on blast
It's so funny how butthurt these nontargets are over a clearly satirical post
This isn’t satire, it’s 100% serious. If you went to the university of Florida, you should leave this planet. Especially if you’re Tim Tebow. And don’t do it off the vessel either, you suicidal nontargets ruined that for us.
Boy, my non-target ass would wipe the floor with you on any academic category of your choosing. After finishing my first year at a top-coverage group (use your imagination), the unlimited hand holding of you entire alumni network wouldn’t be enough to convince me to give you a return offer.
Am I missing something?
People above are pissed because others who were smarter and harder-working than them in high school ended up at better colleges?
Do you guys also think that the kids who don’t network, don’t interview prep, flunk their classes, and have no internships should have the same IB placement as the kids who have been grinding since day 1? Give me a break.
There are a ton of humble non-target alumns on this forum with amazing success stories who are helpful and funny, but this post clearly attracted none of them.
Youre clearly a non deserving target. Youre dull. Youre clearly missing the biggest point being this shitpost started off with “wish there was a thanos button to get rid of all non targets”.
So tell me, you fuckin dull vanilla socially awkward target bum. Why would any otherwise humble, funny, down to earth non-target display those traits on this specific thread? To daddy money retards like yourself?
Giiiiiimme a break.
Lol no one is butt hurt... if someone posts a sarcastic post then people are gonna have sarcastic responses.
I totally agree with you on the school thing, I wish I gave a shit in high school bc it would’ve been a lot easier to get into banking with a good school on my ressy. With that said, when someone who clearly went to a better school talks some shit, I’m gonna talk some shit back. It’s not bc either of us are salty or mad, it’s bc we like the banter and the jokes about the stereotypes (i.e., non target students are stupid/lazy and target students don’t have personalities bc they are human hard-drives.) clearly the stereotypes don’t hold true, but they will be on this website forever.
This thread should be pinned.
So many learning opportunities here
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