Peptides For Investment Bankers

I strongly believe petites are the future. If you think I’m crazy, consider that peptides like Insulin and GLP-1s have already changed the game.That being said, what is the ideal investment banker peptide stack?

Currently running:
BCP-157 (tissue recovery)
GHK-Cu (skin)
TB-500 (general)
TA-1 (immune system)
Selank/Semax (cognitive function)

Also Ashwagandha is not a peptide, but would recommend in place of Selank if you are super stressed and unable to regulate emotions. By the way, early adopters are always considered crazy. You can mock me all you want while you sit there taking your vitamins and applying sunscreen.

NYU sophomore btw

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I can believe that peptides are potentially the future, but injecting yourself with something that hasn't gone through trials and produced in a random lab in China sold on the grey market seems absolutely batshit.       

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Anything besides eating clean, touching grass outside daily, hitting that gym and having sex huh? Peptides and “looksmaxxing” is the new “beauty industry” targeted at young men — anything to sell attractiveness and wellness to you, which are things your body generates naturally…for free.

I can maybe turn a blind eye to using enhancements ON TOP of an otherwise athletic & clean lifestyle for some perceived edge, but no off market steroids are going to save you from being a corporate couch potato with social anxiety lol

 
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For overall fitness, the research is actually very clear on the material health benefits of regular sex for men’s health:

1) Men who have sex less than once a week have a 45% higher risk of cardiovascular disease compared to those who bang 2-3x week (correlation to be clear) - Massachusetts Male Aging Study (MMAS)

2) Regular sex can boost your immune system by 30% - study done on 100+ college students found that those who had sex at least 1-2x / week had higher concentration of IgA in their saliva, which is one of your body’s first line of defense against something like a cold

There’s a few others that have broad applicability: regular sex can reduce the risk of prostrate cancer (note that this particular one is simply about ejaculation so not necessarily with a partner), can get rid of migraines in men, can obviously reduce stress and boost quality of sleep etc etc. not to mention all the soft benefits over the course of your life from boning: increased confidence / I’m sure it’s correlated to natural testosterone production, it’s a form of cardio exercise, post nut clarity, motivation etc.

Peptides are only going to make the male loneliness epidemic worse, no woman is attracted to some freak who’s renting his looks on subscription by injecting himself like an addict all over the place every other day, I see another opioid-like addiction crisis coming in hot over the next ten years if these off market drugs go mainstream in anyway. Maybe I’m just an old man yelling at a cloud but a man’s quality of life is extremely simple: run fast / move heavy things, bone woman, breath fresh air and move great distances on your two feet, eat animal meat - it’s not that complicated

 

On a serious note - thoughts on Semax and Selank? Those are the only two i’ve actually considered looking into (since no needling ass required). thanks

 

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