Hey guys I'm really trying to knock 'em dead this summer for my SA gig. I was arguing with my friend over how best to take care of the downstairs area to impress everyone. Anyone familiar with these styles? Can someone fill me in?
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I mean the full bush seems a little hairy but how's the quality of the gucci underwear fabric I buy going to affect this? Does it make your balls too hot in the summer? Which is most impressive to my male co-workers? How's the prestige factor? What's the best way to shave my balls anyhow?
Also heard the landing strip is pretty good, any thoughts?
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I think it mostly depends on who you will be talking to more. Do interns and analysts at the firm you're going to converse a lot with MDs? If so, the hairier the better. Remember, they lived through the 70s. My colleague Peter Griffin will elaborate on this point:
A landing strip is highly recommended if most of your interaction is done with analysts up to VP level. If your firm is involved in BRIC deals, you have a 1 in 4 chance of striking gold with a Brazilian.
Word of advice: Do not attempt a full eradication of your pubic hair. At least not in your first two weeks. The constant scratching will signal to colleagues that there is something pervy about you. Which is possibly the case, but they needn't know that.
As for Gucci prestige and comfort for the pubic bone cushion, let me word it in the language of excel:
IF(NoPube,Gucci,Commando)
These are for facial hair, but can obviously be applied to other areas as well. All of them are impressive but may require a bit more of a hefty amount of a mane:
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I'm afraid to click any of the links in this thread.
Nope. Not going there.
pubic hair? (Originally Posted: 02/11/2007)
So - after reading all these discussions on style/dress code...i figured i would throw this out there...for men, is pubic hair frowned upon in the IB world? I have been shaving my initials into my ass hair for years...do i need to shave it all off to be taken seriously? Is it really that shallow?
As long as you are discreet it really shouldn't be a problem. Every group is different though - try to get a feel for the culture where you are working.
This might be a good question to ask at the end of an interview.
Zala, I'm kind of in the same boat. I was wondering how pubic hair would affect my exit opps? Anyone?
They love it when you shave your pubes in the shape of the Bank's logo.
I heard if you shave off your pubes and then glue them on your face like a beard, they'll give you the top bonus no matter what.
jeez...im worrying about getting a 4.0 now I need to learn how to shave my pubes properly? I think ibanking is getting far too competitive...
just make sure you shave it short enough to where it itches the following day... this will result in many scratching opportunities to be seen by your md... this is how the banks (at least the BB banks) know you shaved and can distribute bonuses accordingly
It doesn't itch the very next day. It takes at least 5 days for the itching to set in. I mean, your face doesn't itch when you shave it...unless I've been doing it wrong since high school.
hahahahah
Yeah, it's def. fratty as shit to shave that area...
if you dont shave, at least gel it and style it nicely
Mine itches all the time. Should I try washing it?
To get the biggest bonus you have to jizz on a female superior's face and then throw your freshly shorn pubes on her face to resemble an Abe Lincoln beard.
What happens if you can't grow any pubic hair?? :(
rofl @ this thread
grosssss
Ask a senior collegue to have a look and tell you what you need to do. he will have been there for years and can share his experiences.
As for the ladies wax it, brazilian is always nice. Hate it all bushy.
Hey you might want to throw up a NSFW tag just as an additional safeguard. Sometimes I click through links pretty fast. If I opened that at work, and someone took a gander, I would have a lot of explaining to do.
length of pubic hair for analyst? (Originally Posted: 08/13/2007)
short and conservative
if you have natural curls, then that's okay too, just comb it over a little bit
lmao...
Troll!
Actually, I think long and liberal and bushy is best, so you can take a few strands and stick them out a little from a slightly open zip to show how well endowed you are and hence more capable of doing comps and pitch books
Or you can use one of those long loose ones to tie together a rather large pitch book when you dont have the time and energy to run down to the copy center. Sometimes the staples come undone :/
Why does everyone argue with their friends, and then come on here to settle it?
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