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Like a terrible injustice had occurred that needs to be corrected immediately.

 

this guy fucking gets it.

also, fuck you Intern in IB - Gen.

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Funny post but given the joke I’m not sure if you’re actually at HYP. If you are I’d be curious to know how the admissions scandal affects how classmates think about eachother. Like, if someone seems a little dumb for HYP and isn’t an athlete, do people start wondering if he bribed his way in? That sort of thing

 

No one cares, we still @ the top!

HYP has lots of average intelligent ppl and they can't really afford to bribe their way in like that. I don't think ppl assume bribery vs legacy or other preferential treatment.

 

"you're trying too hard"

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