R*tard Associates


Currently working on a deal with an associate who is genuinely clueless (ignore title). Making me make changes to our assumptions without approval from VP and is just genuinely uncertain about 85% of the tasks he gives to me. If ur an associate make sure u know what the fuck u are pawning off to analysts. Nobody wants to change EBITDA growth in year 7 300 times. Frying the fuck outta me.

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