Had an internship at an MM this past summer. This gorgeous broad walks in on the first day and says hi my name is Michelle. Later that day, an MD approaches her to introduce himself. He had to be at least 50 years old, but nevertheless, he just starts banging her. He says this is the only way to get the return offer. That girl grew up to be Michelle Obama
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