Shitties deal you worked on?

Everyone likes to talk about blockbuster deals that they were stuffed on, however, I bet that there are also some transactions that do not seem so exciting.

As in the title, what was the least interesting deal that you got stuffed on and how did it turn out?

 

$90mm divestiture of a shitty business unit from a long-term strategic client that took forever. Work far beyond what should be expected for a deal of that size because we were trying to stay relevant and impressive so someday we could eventually sell the parent.

 
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Worked at a BB and led a $35mm growth recap (not something we would normally do) for a (as you can imagine) small diagnostics company. The fee was so small, but the D was literally desperate for fees and included some huge potential fee down the road for leading the IPO once they went public as justification to our internal committees as to why we should do the deal. To be fair, the company was growing like crazy, but it was a pretty saturated market and they did not do anything to differentiate. Diligence was impossible - the company was disorganized since they were so small and just a pain in the ass to work with. Turns out our engagement letter did not preclude them from selling the company outright with another advisor, as we were only engaged to lead marketing efforts for a growth recap (I am not sure they actually signed the engagement letter actually, but I didn't care I was a deal hungry analyst). We got a call like 6 months down the road of a terrible process that another bank essentially pitched them to a strategic and they were going to sell outright. They were going to use all of our work setting up diligence materials and the other bank got the fee for the sale. It was only $150mm EV sale, but still a shitty deal that we worked on forever for the promise of some big thing that never ultimately happened, and we got completely cucked.

 

Know a good amount of friends at boutiques who have worked on legacy deals for clients who have been with the bank for 5+ years. The bank keeps trying to sell them or raise capital but they are never successful every year so have to try again in every couple months...Imagine being stuck with the same client throughout your anal years even extending to the ass years...

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

I mean the clients and how good they are mostly the reason why deals can take a while. If the client is declining in revenue every quarter, it's going to be hard for even GS to make a good prop to sell them...

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 
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$50M carve out for a stressed business unit of a large conglomerate. As an analyst traveled twice a week from NY to the midwest with my VP building the CIM and MP for months given the utter incompetence of the management team. Sponsor only process. Shit you not, received two bids for $1. And yes the dollar bids are a real thing

 

$1 bids seem like the funniest bids - can't imagine seriously writing a legitimate bid letter complimenting the business only to drop that $1 TEV right at the end.

 

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