It's 3:30 in the morning and I am still at the office. So...I feel like writing this post. This poem is for all future analysts trying to get into investment banking. From the outside it seems like we are all Gekko, the truth is...
"sighBanking"
by SuitedWolf
no suits, no shoes
no deals, no wheels
no cash, no stash
no pay, no play
no life, no wife
no buy, no sell
just...excel
hang in there man...nice poem.
Nicely done sir. Nicely done.
still here too. I am guessing you are in chicago ? lol
I'm tempted to call you a fag but that would be a bit too insulting so I won't.
Nice way of handling things. Better than sending out an FO note and cc'ing half the firm.
@Ricqles- the forum registers a post at ~3:30 EDT; had he been in Chicago, he would have been saying it was 2:30 CDT.
Classic, I went to bed at 3am this Morning after working on a model all night, back at my desk 8:30. I feel your pain.
silver banana for you my friend
this is what happens when ur at a mid market chicago bank.
try a bulge bracket in nyc
Does Chicago even have any middle-market banks left? RW Baird is based in Milwaukee and Piper Jaffray is in Minneapolis. First Chicago and LaSalle are all gone, and I'm not sure how much IBanking they did in the first place.
get some sleep dude, your becoming delusional. its not safe
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