Aside from talking to you guys and waiting for my associate to call me back, my night consists of a whole bunch of this crap:
Ctrl-C. Alt-Tab. Alt-E-S down-down-enter. Alt-R-A-S. Alt-R-A-M. Alt-R-A-C.
Rinse and repeat. Oh yeah, I'm livin the dream. Banking like the wind, baby. Like the fucking wind.
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Thinking about you.
Thinking how on earth I can get an ibank job in Singapore.
i kept myself motivated by saying i was living the dream this summer. now i have multiple offers and don't even know if i want to do it.
Thinking how on earth I can get an ibank job. (period)
What is Alt-R-A-S/M/C ?
Sounds like the shortcut for a proprietary add-in for excel because that doesn't do anything for vanilla excel.
Why would a nuclear engineer want to do ibanking? Don't you guys sit on a hoard of gold in air-conditioned rooms eating donuts? Sounds pretty blissful to me.
write a macro for that...
Write a macro for what?
He's saying I should write a macro for this:
Ctrl-C. Alt-Tab. Alt-E-S down-down-enter. Alt-R-A-S. Alt-R-A-M. Alt-R-A-C.
Actually, a macro won't work for this, because it involves moving between multiple programs and making some judgement as to where to stick stuff. But yeah, I use macros wherever possible. The time tradeoff can be immense over the course of a project.
ALT - ESV instead of down down enter?
Because the program isn't Excel, dude.
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Does anyone else find it hilarious that one female gets on this board and everyone goes nuts?
"Thinking about you." -RogueBanker
Ah, that would answer my question as well.
The powerpoint draw menu..
RogueBanker's posts are indeed quite pathetic, but I certainly won't tell him to stop since they are still hilarious.
Precisely.
I'm witty, what can I say.
There was a time when I didn't know about the "align or distribute" feature. Tombstones were such a bitch back then.. It took me fucking hours to do one slide.
One day, the associate comes by and says "you know, there's an easier way to do that". I thanked him and then punched him in the face for not telling me earlier.
hahahaha
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