I do cocaine, xtc, 2cb, acid, keta, shrooms on a regular basis and apperantly it's an oben secret that I am a heavy drug user. Few people have found me drugged out in the club.
BUT I am always reliable on the job. Does this somehow influence my standing in the company?
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Good choice of drugs, I think you deserve a promotion.
Stick to shrooms!
At this point lad, might as well start injecting heroin
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