We all know who the target universities are, and some of us even know who the target high schools are. I’m curious if anyone can list out the any of the target elementary schools.
This could become an important forum post for new parents who know there is only one path in life for their newborn.
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I'm not gay, but would I have a threeway with Martin Shkreli and Adam Neumann? Absolutely!
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Yeah, you should probably move on to target pre-k care or sperm donors at this point.
You might be a "smart genius" intellectually but you got a long ways to go on the social side my friend.
Or probably move on to target parents at this point
Beat me to it!
Too late, sorry.
If you weren't born in a target hospital, you're fucked:
https://health.usnews.com/health-care/best-hospitals/articles/best-hosp…
Har har
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I went to semi-target elementary school, but honestly it didn't prepare me enough for B-highschool. I learned most of my finance skills in high school anyways, and I really think a target elementary school is only good for those who need their parents to network for them. These target elementary schools have many different networking events like 1st- 4th grade activity night, etc.. Honestly, don't worry too much about elementary school, middle school is really the one that matters. Just my two cents.
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