Teller Banker Success!

So very excited today coz after 3 years of applying on the computer and mailing my resume to the corporate industry of banking I have successfully achieved to secure a job interview next week. i am so very excited for things to come. I saw your webpage for some time ago now and I always saw me as one of you like a multi success type person banker. 

I am applying for the teller position at the grocery store bank and I think I will be a great fit coz I have been working with money for a very long time and I have done food service many years and operated rides in a very big park for all visitors and the tourists from other places.  

Please help to tell me what I can say in my interview to make me look better than  other guy. I have many ideas like why the bank has to be part of the fortune 500 club? I can help with making it part of the fortune 600 or fortune 800 club. I think I have good ideas and there is no limit with me. I always come to work early and leave late coz I got what it takes to get the business rolling. My clothing is always clean and free of dirt. 

What else can I say to the manager for a banker type teller spot?

Regards.

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Awful, truely awful troll attempt. Go back to school little boy troll.

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banker2013So very excited today coz after 3 years of applying on the computer and mailing my resume to the corporate industry of banking I have successfully achieved to secure a job interview next week. i am so very excited for things to come. I saw your webpage for some time ago now and I always saw me as one of you like a multi success type person banker. 

I am applying for the teller position at the grocery store bank and I think I will be a great fit coz I have been working with money for a very long time and I have done food service many years and operated rides in a very big park for all visitors and the tourists from other places.  

Please help to tell me what I can say in my interview to make me look better than  other guy. I have many ideas like why the bank has to be part of the fortune 500 club? I can help with making it part of the fortune 600 or fortune 800 club. I think I have good ideas and there is no limit with me. I always come to work early and leave late coz I got what it takes to get the business rolling. My clothing is always clean and free of dirt. 

What else can I say to the manager for a banker type teller spot?

Regards.

OP , here: This guy has some advice.

 
GS][quote=banker2013So very excited today coz after 3 years of applying on the computer and mailing my resume to the corporate industry of banking I have successfully achieved to secure a job interview next week. i am so very excited for things to come. I saw your webpage for some time ago now and I always saw me as one of you like a multi success type person banker. 

I am applying for the teller position at the grocery store bank and I think I will be a great fit coz I have been working with money for a very long time and I have done food service many years and operated rides in a very big park for all visitors and the tourists from other places.  

Please help to tell me what I can say in my interview to make me look better than  other guy. I have many ideas like why the bank has to be part of the fortune 500 club? I can help with making it part of the fortune 600 or fortune 800 club. I think I have good ideas and there is no limit with me. I always come to work early and leave late coz I got what it takes to get the business rolling. My clothing is always clean and free of dirt. 

What else can I say to the manager for a banker type teller spot?

Regards.

OP , here: This guy has some advice.

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Good idea, bad execution :)

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lol terrible execution, this could have been done so much better...

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turtlelol terrible execution, this could have been done so much better...
U sound old and miserable . At leest I will hav hot coworkers
 

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I made a lot of sense but all of ur stupid comments do not help me with my job opportunity the countrybisnin bad economical climates coz ppl like u are egnorant.

 
Connor"Bank Teller" and "Success" do not belong in the same sentence. -- That one was an exception.
Why? How do I start to be like u and other wallstreet tycoons if teller is no good?
 

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