The perfect gift for everyone here on WSO
Starting your Christmas shopping early?
Wondering what would be cool to put on your desk?
Well, look no further because Thatsmyface, a custom action figure maker, has just came out with the perfect gift any aspiring monkey all the way up to the Big Swinging Dicks would love.
A Lloyd Blankfein action figure.
I can see the commercial already:
God’s work sold separately.
Ridiculous storyboard aside, they’ve got a frigging Barbie line for Goldmanites here, there’s business suit Lloyd, military Lloyd, casual Lloyd, and my personal favorite; Indiana Jones Lloyd.
And if Mr. Blankfein isn’t your cup of tea, they have Hank Paulson and Benny Bernanke available as well.
What’s funny here is that with just a few photos of the subject, the company can make any action figure you want; Cheeseburger action Warren Buffett, Meditating Ray Dalio, - I’m thinking of sending some for a Jimmy Cayne with reefer rolling action.
So who’d you guys want to have made?
Or better yet, who’d be great as the official WSO action figure?
Gekko? Bateman?
Let’s see your ideas.
Anthony D. He deserves his own figurine. He can pick his own outfit.
But imma have to throw in Blake Lively figurine in too (for personal reasons)
It would have to lean to the right just like he does (both in his picture and in life)
LOL what special action would you give him?
I think what you're looking for is a Blake Lively blowup doll dude hahaha
"mom, if you don't mind i'd like a minute alone with my Blake Lively figurine"
as for Anthony, i'm used to seeing him in a white shirt
Oh goody, is it a job? I really hope it's a job!
Since we've moved on to blowup dolls:
Emmanuelle Chriqu is so sexy. Jesus fucking christ.
Whoa, wait. We talking about ME?
Blake (Alec Baldwin) holding a set of steak of knives
Dude, I checked out this thread and im like WTF. People talking about making a doll of me? lol.
Trust me WSO. I am not that cool in real life. Only doll I need made of me is a fucking Voodoo doll lol
I think a blow up doll might be a better option...I'll send you one of yourself for christmas
Haha. Imagine the merchandising that Patrick could do with the Anthony blow up WSO sex doll hahahaha
Just think, when posters tell you to go fuck yourself........ you can.
That was largely my original intent haha
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