Investment banking is easy and for not so intelligent people.
Any child who can work with excel and knows basic math can do it. Imagine having difficulties with a DCF - you would have to be completely retarded. When will they finally be replaced by algorithms?
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It wont happen because CEOs enjoy talking to people, not boring, socially inept robots, like you.
I'm not a robot!
Then you're probably MonacoMonkey's alt account
That's what a robot would say
You might as well be one with an attitude like that.
This coming from a Prop trader? are you really that insecure?
Looks like somebody didn't even get a first round interview. :(
+SB for you for stating that so well.
First day on the site, already off to a poor performance. For shame
Investment bankers and their clients don't want cynics like you around the office. Go be a philosopher or a movie critic. IB is definitely not for you.
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It appears as though you've taken a wrong turn and ended up on WSO. Allow me to redirect you to a forum where you'll be surrounded by like-minded individuals: https://www.reddit.com/r/virgin/
Please stay safe.
I wish I could give you more than one silver banana for this, but one will have to do.
Does not surprise me IBers are impressed by a virgin joke. What's next, yo momma?
You and yo momma so poor she fucked the MD to help you get a job where you currently trade props.
Which is surprising that you got the job anyway. With an attitude like this, how did you even get past the first round interview? I am very curious.
Did you just reply to yourself? Nice.
He's not wrong...
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