This has to be sorted out.
Investment banking is easy and for not so intelligent people.
Any child who can work with excel and knows basic math can do it. Imagine having difficulties with a DCF - you would have to be completely retarded. When will they finally be replaced by algorithms?
Discuss.
It wont happen because CEOs enjoy talking to people, not boring, socially inept robots, like you.
I'm not a robot!
Then you're probably MonacoMonkey's alt account
That's what a robot would say
You might as well be one with an attitude like that.
This coming from a Prop trader? are you really that insecure?
Looks like somebody didn't even get a first round interview. :(
+SB for you for stating that so well.
First day on the site, already off to a poor performance. For shame
Investment bankers and their clients don't want cynics like you around the office. Go be a philosopher or a movie critic. IB is definitely not for you.
Dear OP,
It appears as though you've taken a wrong turn and ended up on WSO. Allow me to redirect you to a forum where you'll be surrounded by like-minded individuals: https://www.reddit.com/r/virgin/
Please stay safe.
I wish I could give you more than one silver banana for this, but one will have to do.
Does not surprise me IBers are impressed by a virgin joke. What's next, yo momma?
You and yo momma so poor she fucked the MD to help you get a job where you currently trade props.
Which is surprising that you got the job anyway. With an attitude like this, how did you even get past the first round interview? I am very curious.
Did you just reply to yourself? Nice.
He's not wrong...
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